May 2013
90 posts
aggressive-expansion:
Touch those places
That only you know how
I could melt in to you
morristibbs:
bigtuna108:
morristibbs:
cutting toxic people out of your life is like flossing it hurts like a bitch and sometimes you cry and bleed but once its overwith everything is minty fresh and clean feeling and you can have a good day
if you flossed more it wouldn’t bleed
who let a dentist on tumblr
Do you ever just sit there and stare at a girls...
Yea I have
kankristhrobbingprivilege:
today at lunch this person complimented my teeth and said they were really straight and i very quietly stated “thanks they’re only straight thing about me” and they snorted so hard that milk shot out of their nose
That’s So cute!
paigethesmurf:
Yesterday I fell off a 50 foot ladder. It’s probably a good thing I was on the bottom step…
Hahaha
perksoflikinggirls:
all-this-cliche-motivation:
Sometimes I’m like omg come cuddle and watch movies and kiss my forehead and then sometimes I’m like I want to make your eyes roll to the back of your head while you cum and moan my name and beg for more.
that escalated quickly
Watchdanieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
Omg that made my day!
urbancatfitters:
do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
I once dated a writer and
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. Writers are...
glamour-parade:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
10-year-old girls crying because they broke up...
sodamnrelatable:
for realss.
doctordonna10:
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
why does it matter if someone’s room isn’t clean
like it’s their own personal living space
if they want it messy and they’re comfortable with that then let them keep it like that it’s not your room and there’s this thing called a door that prevents you from having to see it so unless you’re going to go out of your way to spend your own time living in...
tetsuroishigaki:
tetsuroishigaki:
According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original...
do you ever get so emotional and you just
yes yes i have but damnn how did that happen.
boo-and-kitty:
You don’t need to buy me expensive things or take me out to dinner every night or even every weekend. I don’t need the world or want the world. I want the little things. If you push my hair out of face or rub my back. Or if you randomly kiss my cheek. Or text me randomly saying you miss me. Or if you make a tweet about me or post a picture of us on instagram. Then that’s all I...
themightynarwhal:
sloths are cute but their skeletons are fucking creepy i mean
looks like something a nightmare pooped out
Omg that’s horrifying!
plushpuppetrumps:
assstiel:
assstiel:
these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.
just when i thought things couldn’t get any weirder, the scooby-doo gang showed up and jason joined scream and no-face
wtf kinda school is...
