Simply Me

drinkmehalfway:

Mad respect. My mentality exactly. People now a days seem to lose sight of respect for relationships. If someone’s in a relationship, FUCKING RESPECT THAT. its that fucking simple. Don’t mess with it.

holla

woodendreams: (by Simeon Simeonov)

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:56:48 -0400

woodendreams:

(by Simeon Simeonov)

in-the-margins: this old comic gets more relevant with each...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:56:30 -0400

in-the-margins:

this old comic gets more relevant with each passing day.

For reals

unimpressedcats: you gon eat that? imma eat it anyway

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:54:05 -0400

unimpressedcats:

you gon eat that?

imma eat it anyway

morristibbs: bigtuna108: morristibbs: cutting toxic people out of your life is like flossing it...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:24:23 -0400

morristibbs:

bigtuna108:

morristibbs:

cutting toxic people out of your life is like flossing it hurts like a bitch and sometimes you cry and bleed but once its overwith everything is minty fresh and clean feeling and you can have a good day

if you flossed more it wouldn’t bleed

who let a dentist on tumblr

Do you ever just sit there and stare at a girls ass and think "wow, i am so gay."

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:23:57 -0400

Yea I have

kankristhrobbingprivilege: today at lunch this person complimented my teeth and said they were...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:23:27 -0400

kankristhrobbingprivilege:

today at lunch this person complimented my teeth and said they were really straight and i very quietly stated “thanks they’re only straight thing about me” and they snorted so hard that milk shot out of their nose

That’s So cute!

paigethesmurf: Yesterday I fell off a 50 foot ladder. It’s probably a good thing I was on the...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:22:29 -0400

paigethesmurf:

Yesterday I fell off a 50 foot ladder. It’s probably a good thing I was on the bottom step…

Hahaha

For reals

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:22:09 -0400

For reals

mymindpalaceisatardis: DID THAT KITTEH JUST JUST HUG IT’S...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:19:37 -0400

mymindpalaceisatardis:

DID THAT KITTEH JUST

JUST HUG IT’S HEAD

BECAUSE YOU PETTED IT’S TUMMY

WHAT AN ADORABLE KITTEH

Oh my goshness I want himmmmm

perksoflikinggirls: all-this-cliche-motivation: Sometimes I’m like omg come cuddle and watch...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:18:03 -0400

perksoflikinggirls:

all-this-cliche-motivation:

Sometimes I’m like omg come cuddle and watch movies and kiss my forehead and then sometimes I’m like I want to make your eyes roll to the back of your head while you cum and moan my name and beg for more.

that escalated quickly

danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. Omg...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:14:29 -0400

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

Omg that made my day!

urbancatfitters: do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:06:31 -0400

urbancatfitters:

do u ever play loud sad music and lie down on your bed and stare at the ceiling because life is fuckin hard man what’s up with that

dammit-barton: flylikeabowtie: sweetmotherofhandgrenades: yumatsukomo: twinkle twinkle little...

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:06:09 -0400

dammit-barton:

flylikeabowtie:

sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

yumatsukomo:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high #i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

This is my anthem

I once dated a writer and

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:04:06 -0400

Writers are forgetful,

but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
like ever,
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.

Writers are forgetful
because
they’re busy
remembering
the important things.

Omg that so exolans me. Omg that was so beautiful!